chroma ☆ kiyopi

[dms]

did someone order an ego boost

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[dms]

You pull it off really well, though? No one will ever guess.

I bet Mukkun would love you. I don't he's met an idol before? He'd be totally star struck! And Yukki would be all about this outfit of yours!

[slashay]

You think so? [BEAMING PROUDLY. He says this and yet swords only really fooled swords with their terrible acting, god bless.]

Sounds like I'll be meeting a whole lotta people, huh? I'll have to prepare really well for it! Outside of here, it's been a long time since I've talked to humans face-to-face.

[dms]

Sure! You had everyone here fooled, so you're doing great already.

But that's just the Summer Troupe! Mankai Company is a pretty varied bunch, anyway. I think you guys would fit right in!

[slashay]

[STOP HE HAS SUCH AN OVEREXAGGERATED NOTION OF HOW GOOD HE IS AT BEING HUMAN.]

You think? Well, I guess we're all used to hanging out with pretty varied groups... You should see some of the other swords.

[dms]

[ he will not stop ]

Well, you've already got tons of practice, right? Maybe they just need to try catching up to you.

[slashay]

[HE JUST LAUGHS.]

Some of them definitely never would, even if they started before me.

[Look. He's rude but also he is right.]

[dms]

Eh? What makes you say that? Or are you just that talented?

[slashay]

I'm super talented! [PRIDEFUL. THE EGO ON THIS MANS.] But also, some of them just really suck at pretending to be human.

[dms]

[ LAUGHING the ego actually reminds him of someone so it's fine, he loves it ]

You can't expect everyone to vibe with pretending to be what they're not! Sometimes it's easier if you stick closer to what they know.

[slashay]

That's true... We're idols, after all! Not actors. [laughtrack] Still, some of 'em could really do with a good acting lesson or two.

[dms]

Then you should totes send 'em our way once we get back! We could introduce them to Yuzo - he'll whip them into shape in no time flat!

[slashay]

Oh, you have got to let me watch that happen. I gotta record it for posterity!

[And so he can LAUGH and BULLY.]

[dms]

I don't see why you couldn't? But we'll have to let him know you're not the one in training or he could turn on you, too. He can find something to nitpick in anyone.

[ even sweet, perfect peanut ]

[slashay]

[EVEN SWEET, PERFECT PEANUT??? is what peanut's expression seems to say.]

Wow... One of those types, huh? O-kay! I'll be extra careful.